Retrograde Spirits Sticker

Well darling…

The ghosts have discovered vintage decor. 

Now they’re refusing to haunt anything built before 1979.

Handcrafted with flossy orange lava lamps, tiny pink spirits, and enough retro charm to make your inner oddball swoon. These earrings are for anyone who believes the afterlife should have better lighting. 

The ghosts insist they’re not haunting. 

They’re just setting the mood.